Prompt the first: Ah man, who knocked all the chess pieces all over the floor?!

Prompt the second: Getting utterly skunked at cards, card game of your choice.

Prompt the third, not necessarily related to the second: Egyptian Ratscrew! ... At least I *think* that's how it's spelled, I've only ever heard it spoken. Basically, it's a card game in which everybody cheats, spectacularly and deliberately, as part of the rules, such as they are.